Fly, Human- Unisex Active Tee

So, you're out there, barely holding it together, and along comes this motivational crow—perched on your back, poking you with a stick, and demanding you "fly." Listen, buddy, if we could fly, we wouldn’t be face-planting up this hill right now.

This tee celebrates the ridiculousness of the grind. Featuring art that perfectly captures the pain of being over it while some smug bird thinks you’ve got wings, it’s lightweight, breathable, and packed with just enough sarcasm to get you to the finish line.

Because if you’re not laughing, you’re crying—or wheezing.

Stay cool, dry, and confident even during the most intense activities in this unisex performance crew neck t-shirt. Made from premium, moisture-wicking fabric with odor resistance, stain release, and UV protection, this shirt’s perfect for going to the gym, playing sports, hiking, or any other activity.

Shirt runs slightly bigger than normal t-shirt, order a size smaller if in between sizes or want a more snug fit.

• 100% premium polyester
• Fabric weight: 4 oz/yd² (68 g/m²)
• Soft, moisture-wicking fabric
• Fade and snag resistant
• Relaxed fit
• UPF44+ protection
• Reinforced shoulder seams

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